How to play

Ten seconds to learn: someone reads an uncomfortable hypothetical, everyone votes, then you defend yourself. 2–10 players · 18+ recommended for the spicy decks.

What's in the game

🃏 Black question cards

The questions. "Would you still ___ someone who…" hypotheticals, from gift-safe to absolutely not gift-safe. They live in one deck — nobody holds a hand of questions.

⬜ White decision cards

Every player gets the same two, kept hidden in hand:

✓ STILL WOULD✗ HELL NO

That's your whole vocabulary. No maybes. The explaining comes after.

A round

  1. Draw & read

    The drawer flips the top question card and reads it to the table, loudly.

  2. Everyone votes

    Every player — drawer included — secretly picks a decision card and plays it face-down. Identical backs, no leaks, no fence-sitting.

  3. Flip together

    All cards turn over at once. Count the split.

  4. Defend it

    Now the game starts. Everyone justifies their vote — the weird what-ifs are the point. What if it's winter? What if it's one sock? Exactly.

  5. Score it

    The drawer awards 1 point for the best defense — or to nobody, if you were all mid. Cards come back, next player draws.

The one golden rule: commit your card before anyone talks. Votes are locked at the flip — you argue your vote, you don't change it.

House rules

🏆 WinningFirst to 10 points wins. Short game: two full trips around the table, most points takes it.
🍺 Minority paysOptional party rule: whichever side loses the vote drinks or does a dare. Tie or unanimous — everyone's safe. Most 🍺 tallies at the end is the Biggest Loser and owes the table one more.
🤵 Scoreless modeSkip points entirely. The argument is the game. (Recommended for couples who want to stay couples.)
💬 Two playersTake turns drawing. Hearing your partner's vote land face-up is the whole show.

The decks

Party 13+

Public habits and social crimes. Plane-clappers, aux-cord hostage-takers, the people you love anyway.

Friends

Loyalty, pettiness, and the group chat you're definitely not in.

Date Night

For couples brave enough to find out. Heart, heat, and one yard statue.

Memes

The worm, the delulu, the cortisol. The internet made them like this — vote anyway.

After Hours 18+

Socks stay on. Feelings get complicated. Someone signs something.

RAW 18+

The expansion you hide when your parents visit. Confidently filthy, played after the polite friends go home.

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